🧠Sons of Alzheimer Tee – Ride Fast, Forget Faster
Bold, satirical, and unapologetically edgy—this tee brings biker humor to a whole new level. Featuring a skeletal rider on a retro chopper, surrounded by classic club-style insignias and the unforgettable tagline "Where is My Bike", this design merges dark wit with outlaw spirit. It's a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a perfect fit for those who laugh loud and live free.
For the rebels with a sharp sense of humor and a love for all things motorcycle.
🔥 Product Features:
Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable wear
Classic fit + crew neckline = effortless style for any occasion
Ribbed knit collar + shoulder tape = structure that lasts
Ethically sourced and Oeko-Tex certified
Offered in multiple fabric blends and colors to match your mood
🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Iron or steam at low heat
Do not dryclean
Because if you’re gonna forget where you parked, might as well look badass doing it.
 | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
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Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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We craft each order with love, just for you! Because of this, it usually takes 2-4 business days to get everything prepped and shipped out.
Made with love
Our apparel uses the strongest and most sustainable fabrics, all hand-assembled in America, Australia, Europe and backed by our quality certificate.
Tailored to fit right every time. Use our handy size guide in produckt pictures and descriptions to choose the right size and if it ever doesn't fit, just let us know, we'll find solution just for you.
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Feel good knowing your clothes are made using sustainable and ethical practices, with OEKO-TEX certified dyes for minimal environmental impact.
In addition to the intended use, % of sales are intended to support environmental protection, we believe in the power of collaboration. That's why we've partnered with inspiring organizations like the Aussie Motorcycle Movers company and the Encounters Down Under Podcast. We craft unique apparel for their communities.
Every item is crafted just for you! Though we're quality ninjas, sometimes mistakes happen. If that's on us, we'll replace it for free or give you a full refund. No worries, just happy vibes!