🧠Sons of Alzheimer Tee – Ride Fast, Forget Faster
Bold, satirical, and unapologetically edgy—this tee brings biker humor to a whole new level. Featuring a skeletal rider on a retro chopper, surrounded by classic club-style insignias and the unforgettable tagline "Where is My Bike", this design merges dark wit with outlaw spirit. It's a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a perfect fit for those who laugh loud and live free.
For the rebels with a sharp sense of humor and a love for all things motorcycle.
🔥 Product Features:
Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable wear
Classic fit + crew neckline = effortless style for any occasion
Ribbed knit collar + shoulder tape = structure that lasts
Ethically sourced and Oeko-Tex certified
Offered in multiple fabric blends and colors to match your mood
🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Iron or steam at low heat
Do not dryclean
Because if you’re gonna forget where you parked, might as well look badass doing it.
 | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
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Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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