Unisex Tee Breaking News People Are F*cking Stupid

If you like your humor dark, sarcastic, and in-your-face, this shirt is your new best friend. Featuring a bold, newspaper-style headline with edgy language, it’s the perfect way to grab attention and get people talking (whether you want to or not). With a design that screams "I’m here to make a statement," this shirt is for those who love to combine a little irreverence with their everyday wardrobe. Great for parties, social gatherings, or anytime you feel like adding a little extra "wow" factor to your day.

Product Features:

• Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and breathable feel (comfort with attitude)
• Retail fit that’s perfect for casual and semi-formal settings (because who says edgy can’t be stylish?)
• Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention (so it stays sharp, even if your humor gets sharper)
• Shoulder tape for added stability (because you want to look good without the shirt stretching out of shape)
• Manufactured in a sustainable and ethical manner by Bella+Canvas (making edgy, with a conscience)

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) — keep it cool, just like your humor
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed (because, honestly, it’s too bold to be anything but bright)
• Tumble dry: low heat (no need to heat up all that sass)
• Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat (press it like you press your opinions)
• Do not dry clean (no time for that—just wear it and go)

Perfect for those who like to wear their sarcasm loud and proud. Whether you’re headed to a social event or just feel like turning heads during everyday errands, this t-shirt is sure to make a statement.